FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

I accept credit card, Venmo, Zelle, check, suitcase full of cash (I keep said suitcase)

If you're not completely satisfied with your order, return it! I'll keep your money and sell them again to someone else. Thats like free inventory!​

But seriously if your stuff doesn't hold up or breaks too easily and you're not happy, keep that trash and I'll send you more. Take some pictures so I can diagnose issues and find flaws in manufacturing.

Not at this time, no way Jose. I have zero overhead. When I get my mold made I'll keep excess inventory on hand and can ship as soon as it's received. Until then I'll keep printing them out and sending out samples. If your a big government agency and want a large amount, I'll get the molds made ASAP and crank them bad boys out.